[Miley Cyrus] Remember when I was a ten and did not look like a guy My hair was long, I had clothes on But now I get nude and cry
Since the VMA's all the people say I am a total skank
Grinded Robin Thicke made the whole crowd sick Espeacially the Smith's
I'm basically a wrecking ball for the youth of America All I want is to brainwash them all with my massive nipples under my tee
[Cray Cray Fans] We must be like Miley
[Miley Cyrus] Now watch me ride a ball and try to make a seductive face But creepily I totally look just like Nicholas Cage
Time for me to lick this hammer like it's a big metal penis I'll lick anything for more attention this condom looks delish
I'm naked on a wrecking ball showing off my pale boobs and butt Now I'm dry humping a broken wall I went from Disney to twerk crazed and skanky I need to get therapy
[Ron Jeremy] Excuse me I'm here for the porn Bend over girl let's make this quick
[Miley Cyrus] What do you mean? This is not porn
[Ron Jeremy] Then why the hell are you naked?
[Miley Cyrus] Because I'm a wannabe whore who sluts it up to get more views.
[Ron Jeremy] So that means we don't have to screw?
[Miley Cyrus] Excuse me!
[Ron Jeremy] You are too dirty for Ron Jeremy. Sorry sweetie it's true.
[Miley Cyrus] I ruined a beautiful song with a disgusting video.
[Worker 1] OK, this has gone on way too long. You, need to get off of - our construction site.
[Worker 2] How do you expect us to work with a crazy anorexic chick swinging naked from our equipment.
[Worker 1] And licking and humping everything she sees.
[Miley Cyrus] Sorry, but I'm not leaving.
[Worker 2] Oh, no, now she's twerking.
[Workers] Dear, god, just kill us now please!
[Worker 2] Thank's Liam.
[Liam Hemsworth] Believe me, it was my pleasure.